First Contact Blog
The alien first made contact with me on the 27th of February 2023.I made this blog after i came into contact with an alien race. I figured why not document this. I was out one night with my friends when we entered Kismats, a takeaway. I was waiting for my order when i spotted something nobody else could see...an alien. The alien approached me and caused me to have a vision/hallucination that seemed to last forever and yet no time at all. It was at this point that i had thought that i had excremented myself. It appears i had laid an egg within my boxers, see this below. 
Feeling that whatever i had laid was infact solid i checked my underwear and produced the Egg.Before I left Kismat's, with my chicken sandwhich, chips and a pepsi max, I was able to take two definitive photos to prove the authenticity of my experience. 
Alien Communication 1st of March 2023I have been telepathically communicating with the aliens for the past few days, and have been keeping them in my bathroom. the bathroom is pretty good because its a small room of the house and the aliens get to communicate to anyone who uses the toilet 
Crack on the shell 14th of March 2023The egg has cracked on its own, what could this mean for the aliens? im not sure and they arent either by the sounds of it. 
Mood inside the egg is high, i really like these guys, telepathic communication is so fun, everyone who uses the toilet loves having a mind chat. The other day i was talking to them about the film Blade(1998), you can catch my review for which on my letterboxd, so today we watched it together. 
Blade Mania inside the egg 20th of March 2023The aliens love the movie blade! They wanted to customise their room so of course i obliged and got them a blade poster. They love Wesley Snipes and they will often talk to eachother about Blade even with nobody around 
Changes to the egg 25th of March 2023The Egg has developed an innerfilm that appears to be cracking. The cracking seems to indicate good progress and the aliens seem to be happy about that. 
They have only become more friendly with time and they have given themselves "earthlike" names; Silvio and Gord. I'm not sure they totally get earth culture. That being said they got me a gift the other day, delivered with help of course. They say its to show gratitude 
SoupOS development 30th of March 2023I took an IQ test this morning and my score clocked in at just below Stephen Hawking's IQ level. The aliens have granted me increased intellectual powers, just this morning i applied advanced thermodynamic formulaes to know the exact second to take my tea bag out. I have began work on an incredibly powerful operating system and am working on using it to power this blog. I have turned my bedroom into a computer lab for this function. 
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